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80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
Is it vodka o’clock yet?
Keep calm, stay happy.
I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
Life is onetime offers use it well.
Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
Marriage means silent suicide.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You look like a before picture.
I was pro life before I met you.
Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
If you are searching for Funny Whatsapp status and messages to update on Whatsapp then you are landed on right page. You can find all type of best funny Whatsapp status quotes, online Whatsapp status etc.
80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
Is it vodka o’clock yet?
Keep calm, stay happy.
I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
Life is onetime offers use it well.
Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
Marriage means silent suicide.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You look like a before picture.
I was pro life before I met you.
Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
